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Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens: Wake up. [Alex lifts his head up]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens: God. No wonder you failed your boards. What, do you expect to learn this stuff by osmosis?
Dr. Alex Karev: What are you doing here?
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens: [sighs] I'm a farmer, okay? I've been drooling, puking, and crapping in my pants.
Dr. Alex Karev: You came here to help me study?
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens: Well, I'm not actually crapping my pants now, am I?
Dr. Alex Karev: Why would you want to help me after what I did?
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens: Because, it's what JESUS, would freaking do!
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Dr. Alex Karev: Dude, I still can't believe that you went through all of this for a chick.
Frank: What? You've never did anything crazy for love?
Dr. Alex Karev: Not like this
Frank: You have a girlfriend?
Dr. Alex Karev: No.
Frank: Dr. Stephens? Frank can sense the vibes.
Dr. Alex Karev: I'm not talking about this with you.
Frank: What? She left you for another guy?
[Alex glares]
Frank: Oh Frank's hit a nerve.
Dr. Alex Karev: It's more complicated than that.
Frank: Then un-complicate it. Grand gesture is what I'm talking about. Be like
Frank. Just figure out what she wants, then make it happen. She'll forget all about the other guy. Trust Frank. Frank knows.
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"Grey's Anatomy: No Man's Land (#1.4)" (2005)
Dr. Alex Karev: So, Grey and Stevens really walk around in their underwear?
Dr. George O'Malley: Um... Not all the time. I mean, some of the time. But not all the time.
Dr. Alex Karev: Sexy underwear?
Dr. George O'Malley: Yeah...
Dr. Alex Karev: And they just let you look at them?
Dr. George O'Malley: Well, uh... yeah.
Dr. Alex Karev: Like sisters?
Dr. George O'Malley: No! Not like sisters. Uh... no! I don't think of them like sisters.
Dr. Alex Karev: But they're no coming on to you?
Dr. George O'Malley: Not exactly.
Dr. Alex Karev: They don't expect you to do anything.
Dr. George O'Malley: No, but...
Dr. Alex Karev: Like sisters. Just like sisters
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"Grey's Anatomy: Losing My Religion (#2.27)" (2006)
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Can you please, please, just get out? I want to be alone with Denny.
Dr. Alex Karev: Izzie, that's not Denny.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Shut up.
Dr. Alex Karev: Izz, it's not Denny. The minute his heart stopped beating he stopped being Denny. Now I know you love him, but he also loved you. And a guy that loves you like that, he doesn't want you to do this to yourself. Because it's not Denny, not anymore.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: An hour ago he was proposing. And now... and now he's going to the morgue. Isn't that ridiculous? Isn't it the most ridiculous piece of crap you've ever...
[starts sobbing. Alex picks her up, cradling her, and sits down on a chair holding and rocking her while she sobs]
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"Grey's Anatomy: Something to Talk About (#2.7)" (2005)
Dr. Alex Karev: Hey Izzie! Izzie! Hey dollface! Oh I was gonna ask you a favor since, you know, maybe you're better with people than I am.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: No.
Dr. Alex Karev: But you haven't even heard what.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: No! No. You're like a broken record. God. You're only ever nice or friendly or anything when it's convenient for you. So no to your favor. No to you. No.
Dr. Alex Karev: What's up with you?
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I put on a dress! I did my hair! I had one night off in 2 weeks and I used it on you. And what do I get? Nothing. No respect. No apology. You couldn't even be bothered to kiss me goodnight. You know what you're a coward and you're just as shallow as you seem. So I am done trying to be your friend or whatever. I'm over it.
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"Grey's Anatomy: It's the End of the World (#2.16)" (2006)
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Take off your pants
Dr. Alex Karev: You realize when I said the apocalypse I meant it metaphorically, not literally.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I haven't had sex in eight months and twelve days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors or do you want to literally take off your pants?
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